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No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real!
Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite
Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.
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Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.
- Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
- The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
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Canned Unicorn Meat Reviews
| 75 of 80 people found the following review helpful:  Best Gag Gift Ever!!, = Durability:  = Fun: = Educational: Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: Canned Unicorn Meat (Toy) This is more of an explanation to why I rated this the way I did. How fun is it? Extremely fun if you get it for your mother who happens to be a Unicorn fanatic and then make her open the present for the first time in front of the entire family. Educational value is more for the reciever, if the reciever once gave you Neil Diamond albums for christmas when you were 16 and you were expecting something that sucked much less. Durability is also at the hands of the reciever, especially when the Unicorn fanatical of a mum wants to throw it at your head. Overall this toy brought everyone in my family a great teary eyed moment of ROFL. Thank you Think Geek, for giving me the best revenge tool money can buy! 34 of 35 people found the following review helpful: Delicious!, By "Halo" (Virginia) - See all my reviews = Durability:  = Fun: = Educational: This review is from: Canned Unicorn Meat (Toy) Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days? I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide. I even keep a few cans at the office for those late nights. But seriously, this is a great, funny and 'tasteful' gag gift. We received ours from a relative last Christmas and as it was unwrapped everyone burst out in laughter when we saw what it was. The unicorn meat comes in a Spam-shaped can, complete with funny but realistic product information on the side labels. This gift was enjoyable enough as it was, but then my wife pointed out that the can lid can be pried off to reveal plush unicorn 'parts' inside. Very clever and a great deal of fun for the price. I'm going to be giving a... Read more 40 of 44 people found the following review helpful: A serious review of a silly product, By = Durability: = Fun: = Educational: This review is from: Canned Unicorn Meat (Toy) So I got this during an office gift exchange as a gag gift. It's a very cool little can, sure to start conversations with anyone who sees it. It's fairly small (about the size of a normal Spam can, for comparison), but doesn't really need to be larger. There's a tiny disembodied plush unicorn inside as well. The nice thing is you don't need to ruin the can to take it out. You can simply pop off the bottom, no need for a can opener or anything. The unicorn plush pieces are small also, they need to be to fit in the can. But they're very funny and fitting for the product. Basically, a funny and unique gift for your friends with a weird sense of humor. Doesn't really serve a purpose other than a strange item to talk about, but it serves that purpose well! |
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